Wednesday, September 8, 2010

A Gentleman's Style

A Gentleman is capable of touch all senesces of those he runs into. He has the power to speak values without saying a word. I will tell you the way a Gentleman gets his point across without the use of words.


I give to you the style of a Gentleman, from head to toe.



A Good Head on your Shoulders



A Gentleman’s hair is always neat. It is a due to the cut he gets, or the product he uses. His hair is used to accent his facial features. His cheek bones, his nose, his fore head. All have a role in the style of his hair. Have you ever noticed the guy who uses every product to make his hair stand on end? Hard, stiff and unforgiving. NOW! Have you ever noticed that 99.9% of all Ladies love to run their hands over, or, fingers through a guys hair? Imagine that with the flesh cutting hair styles you see on the Jersey Shore. It makes for a very lonely night. Not to mention, if it takes you longer to do your hair than it does to shower, you should take that as an indication that it’s not a good ideal to go with that style. So, cut your hair first off, and be sure you use a man law or two whn styling it. If you need to know these Man Laws, you’re already way behind the rest of us.



Pic and Shave



Your face is the most important part of your body. It’s what everybody looks at when you enter a room. It’s your first impression and your lasting statement. Might as well take care of it, or at least make it look good. If you have the ability to grow facial hair, make sure you keep it neat. There are vast arrays of facial hair designs floating around that are just ridiculous. Keep it close and trim and you should do just fine. Some Ladies like a lil shadow here and there. Others prefer the clean. Not once have I ever heard a Woman say they would like a food catching, smell grabbing lion’s mane to play with. So If you have to shampoo your facial hair, it’s not really a questions as to rather or not you should shave. And if you have that face that grows in patches, cut your losses and shave.



Up top



Your torso is a great way to say without saying. Shoulders, Pecs, Abs, all of which the ladies find very attractive. But it’s the cover up that leads to the imagination. Tall, long guys need to stay away from the vertical strips. Short wide guys turn from the horizontal strips. Wear a shirt that fits your form. In the case of the short rounds, wear one that contrast your body style. Long thin guys need not where a 3 or 4 XL shirt. It makes you look like an inmate. Stick with solid colors. They are easier to match. Make a fist. If the tips of your fingers touch the cuff of your sleeve, your shirts is too long. If when buttoned, your long sleeve shirt bunches at the lower arm (I.E. Popeye) it’s too long. If when at your side, your sleeve looks like you are reaching above your head, it’s too short. Jackets are a must. But they must match and be tasteful. Black proper fitted leather is always acceptable. If for some reason, you don’t feel like wearing a dead animal, then a nice suede or khaki over coat is a great substitute. A long coat should never touch the ground. EVER!!! Tuck your shirt in if the situation requires it. Nobody like an un kept man.



Down Low



Your pants should fit. Not too tight like skinny jeans (Those are for girls anyway), and not too loose that they fall off. Just remember this. A Gentleman never wears a belt because he needs one. He wears it because it’s an accessory. Your pants should never reach the bottom of your shoe. That’s just tacky. Besides, you’ll ruin them. In terms of shorts, same rules apply belt wise. But the length of the shorts should stay between the knee joint and the top of the calve muscle.



Let’s Kick it



Your shoes have to follow a few rules. They should match anything from the belt up. If you are wearing a two tone shirt, the shoe should have one or two of the three colors and a blender color (Black or white). If you are wearing a tri-color shirt, your shoes should have one or two of the three colors and a blender. When you are wearing shorts, wear hide socks (below the ankle). Make sure they fit your feet. Never wear a shoe that has an extravagant design when the situation does not warrant it. You’re at a wedding, not a skateboard convention.



What the Rock's Cookin'



Splash on a lil scent. The sense of smell if the most powerful because it’s the only sense that can jog memory from 30 years ago. But be careful. If your going to a crowded place, splash on the stuff that nobody wears. The lady will remember you if you smell different (trust me). If it’s you and her, go for something a lil more subtle. In the movie theater, she will love the fact that she smells her favorite when she snuggles with you. If you need some help with picking the right stuff. Use those little cards that they give out in the fragrance department, spray all the kinds that you’re interested in, and walk up to a random (preferable single) young lady and ask her what she recommends. While you’re at it, ask her for her phone number.



All in all, if you are leaving the house for more than 45 minutes, and it’s between the hours of 9AM and 8PM, put on some clothes and take advantage of the lack of top choice grade a men in the area. The ladies will take notice. And you didn’t even say a word, did you.

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